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LES Kindergarten ‘How to cook a turkey’

Posted on Tuesday, November 21, 2017 at 2:30 pm

Louisiana Elementary School kindergarten students were asked how to cook a Thanksgiving turkey. Below are some of their responses (recipes not kitchen tested).

Mrs. Picone’s class
•Cristyn Dowell-Get a turkey at County Market in the food aisle. Before you cook it, you need to put some white sauce on it. Also, put sprinkle cheese on it. Cook the turkey at 10 degrees for 12 days. The turkey is done when it is light brown and smells like chicken. You can eat tacos, salsa, and chicken nuggets with the turkey. For dessert you can eat chocolate cake, and white cupcakes.
•Colbie Adkison-Get a turkey from the woods by my Mama’s house. But when you go in the woods, you have to take an adult. Before you cook it, you need to sprinkle salt on it, and a little pepper. Cook the turkey at 10 degrees for 10 hours. The turkey is done when it looks like chicken, and is light brown. You can eat mac and cheese, peanut butter and jelly, and apples with the turkey. For dessert you can eat chocolate cake with vanilla ice-cream.
•Willie Ardeneaux-Get a turkey at a pumpkin patch because turkey’s like Halloween. Turkey’s like candy. Before you cook it, you need to cut his neck off and put it on a big giant plate. Make sure to put some bones in the turkey. Cook the turkey at 7 degrees for 7 days. The turkey is done when it looks black and still has bones. Also, when you are ready to eat it, you can eat noodles, green beans, and hamburger with the turkey. For dessert you can eat chocolate ice-cream and tacos.
Mr. Booth’s Class
•Kadi Blackstun-Get a turkey from Wal-Mart. I saw one, it was a baby. Before you cook it, you need to put it in the oven. Cook the turkey at 5 degrees for 9 minutes. The turkey is done when it beeps. You can eat salt with the turkey. For dessert, you can eat strawberries.
•Jason Henderson-Get a turkey at the gas station. Before you cook it, you need to get the skin off. Cook the turkey at 2 degrees for 2 minutes. The turkey is done when you check it. You can eat corn with the turkey. For dessert you can eat ice cream sandwiches.
•Mylex Helms-Get a turkey from the zoo. Before you cook it, you need to cut its head off. Cook the turkey at 10 degrees for 78 minutes. The turkey is done when it dings. You can eat fruit with the turkey. For dessert you can eat hot dogs.
•Jordyn Wommack-Get a turkey from the Amish. Before you cook it, you need to take the feathers off. Cook the turkey at 2 degrees for 1 hour. The turkey is done when it is brown. You can eat creamy corm with the turkey. For dessert you can eat pumpkin pie.
Mrs. Howland’s class
•Daniel-Get a turkey from the field. Before you cook it you need to catch it. Cook the turkey at 10 degrees for 11 hours. The turkey is done when it rings. You can eat soup with the turkey. For dessert you can eat Oreos with red inside.
•Rylen-Get a turkey at the store. Before you cook it you need to get the steam out. Cook the turkey at 100 degrees for 46 hours. The turkey is done when it looks like chicken. You can eat pepperoni, sauce, and peppers with the turkey. For dessert you can eat pepperoni, because it’s sweet.
•Jocelyn-Get a turkey at the store. Before you cook it you need to cut it up. Cook the turkey at 10 degrees until 7:00. The turkey is done when the oven stops. You can eat hotdogs and hamburgers with the turkey. For dessert you can eat ice cream.